Burro Bananas

Have you ever tried to read a company's so-called "guarantee" but when you do you find that it's pages and pages of gibberish with words that look like they were written by a team of lawyers? We hate that. And we're guessing that so do you.

So we decided to offer our customers a different kind of guarantee.
More than a guarantee, really. A promise.

You see, it's actually quite simple. If you're the recipient, and you're ever unhappy with our service, call or email us and we'll do everything we can to make you happy. If for some reason you're still not satisfied, for any reason please send our merchandise to us for a full refund. No fine print and no excuses. No hassles and no delays.